Thursday, January 26, 2012
Math with a Three-Year-Old
Benjamin: Mommy, what's plus one equal?
Me: Ummmmm....I don't know, Benjamin!
Benjamin: Yes, you DO!
Me: Ummmmm....two?
Benjamin: Right! Now, what's plus two equal?
Me: Ummmmm....three?
Benjamin: Right! Now, what's plus three equal?
Me (cottoning on): FOUR!
Benjamin: Right! Now, what's plus four equal?
Me (I've got this in the bag!): Five!
Benjamin: NO!!!!! You so silly, Mommy.
............ pause ..................
Benjamin: Mommy, what's plus PEOPLE equal?
Me: Ummmmm....I don't know, Benjamin!
Benjamin: I believe THAT'S five, actually. Yes.
Me: ..........????????????...................
Me: Ummmmm....I don't know, Benjamin!
Benjamin: Yes, you DO!
Me: Ummmmm....two?
Benjamin: Right! Now, what's plus two equal?
Me: Ummmmm....three?
Benjamin: Right! Now, what's plus three equal?
Me (cottoning on): FOUR!
Benjamin: Right! Now, what's plus four equal?
Me (I've got this in the bag!): Five!
Benjamin: NO!!!!! You so silly, Mommy.
............ pause ..................
Benjamin: Mommy, what's plus PEOPLE equal?
Me: Ummmmm....I don't know, Benjamin!
Benjamin: I believe THAT'S five, actually. Yes.
Me: ..........????????????...................
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